Growfh
12-12-2006, 22:31
I have a good deal of experience trying to absorb salvia through my mucous membranes, and it has never worked for me.
Previously I've tried up to a quarter ounce of leaves, a whole gram of 10x, and a half bottle of salvia tincture. (at different times)
No results.
So that left me with a half bottle of tincture. I remember reading on the entheology.org forums a trip report where someone put some salvia extract in their ass and was completely blown out of the water for 2.5 hours or so, and I remembered this old sublime bootleg where Bradely Nowell talked about making marijuana tea and putting it in his anus with a turkey baster and how he said it was the strongest way to take a drug besides injecting.
So I decided the time had come for me to take a drug via my butthole.
I dilluted the bottle of tincture to 50% strength, laid on my back in the bathroom, took a dropperful, and placed the tip of the pipette right on my butthole. The pipette tip had been flamed to the point where it was nice round glass, not like a lethal cookie cutter or anything.
I took a moment to imagine what my family would think if they somehow saw me like this, and then pushed the pipette about 1/4" into myself and squeezed. I was expecting it to burn like hell, but instead there was just a noticable pressure sensation. Without looking at what I was doing, I sucked up another dropperful (or so I thought) and put it in myself.
After about four more of these, I noticed the level in the bottle wasn't declining, and I had to fart. I had just been putting farts in my ass because the liquid was going into the pipette bulb, and air was going into my butt!
So I let rip, and started again.
This time I made sure to angle the pipette downwards, and when the alcohol hit my sensitive membranes, GODDAMN! 8o It really stung. I reconsidered whether any high would be worth this degredation + pain, and got up to go on the toilet and shit it out. However, within a few seconds the pain had gone from near unbearable to just feeling like maybe there was a lit charcoal briquette in my anus. I put in the last 13 dropperfuls and the pain level dropped to slight discomfort.
Next came the dilemma of where to lay down for the experience. I was worried that I'd crap out a salvia/poo mixture if I really got caught up in the trip, so my bed was out of the question. I lay down on a towel on my carpeting, rested my head on my pillow, and started to meditate. I meditated for 45 minutes until I realized that nothing was going to happen. :X 8)
I guess I'll stick to smoking 20x
Previously I've tried up to a quarter ounce of leaves, a whole gram of 10x, and a half bottle of salvia tincture. (at different times)
No results.
So that left me with a half bottle of tincture. I remember reading on the entheology.org forums a trip report where someone put some salvia extract in their ass and was completely blown out of the water for 2.5 hours or so, and I remembered this old sublime bootleg where Bradely Nowell talked about making marijuana tea and putting it in his anus with a turkey baster and how he said it was the strongest way to take a drug besides injecting.
So I decided the time had come for me to take a drug via my butthole.
I dilluted the bottle of tincture to 50% strength, laid on my back in the bathroom, took a dropperful, and placed the tip of the pipette right on my butthole. The pipette tip had been flamed to the point where it was nice round glass, not like a lethal cookie cutter or anything.
I took a moment to imagine what my family would think if they somehow saw me like this, and then pushed the pipette about 1/4" into myself and squeezed. I was expecting it to burn like hell, but instead there was just a noticable pressure sensation. Without looking at what I was doing, I sucked up another dropperful (or so I thought) and put it in myself.
After about four more of these, I noticed the level in the bottle wasn't declining, and I had to fart. I had just been putting farts in my ass because the liquid was going into the pipette bulb, and air was going into my butt!
So I let rip, and started again.
This time I made sure to angle the pipette downwards, and when the alcohol hit my sensitive membranes, GODDAMN! 8o It really stung. I reconsidered whether any high would be worth this degredation + pain, and got up to go on the toilet and shit it out. However, within a few seconds the pain had gone from near unbearable to just feeling like maybe there was a lit charcoal briquette in my anus. I put in the last 13 dropperfuls and the pain level dropped to slight discomfort.
Next came the dilemma of where to lay down for the experience. I was worried that I'd crap out a salvia/poo mixture if I really got caught up in the trip, so my bed was out of the question. I lay down on a towel on my carpeting, rested my head on my pillow, and started to meditate. I meditated for 45 minutes until I realized that nothing was going to happen. :X 8)
I guess I'll stick to smoking 20x