1 ) you'll pay five dollars for a bottle of water.
2 ) ...And leave a tip!
3 ) you give your gold necklace to someone in exchange for one made of candy.
4 ) you think neon blue and pastel pink match.
5 ) sewing glowsticks into your clothes is an awesome idea!
6 ) you've ever gone to the washroom and returned with six new friends.
7 ) your pacifier lights up.
8 ) you know that fake fur feels cooler when it's pink.
9 ) Happy Hardcore is your favorite genre of music. ( It is mine! )
10 ) you've ever "plugged". (Eww...)
11 ) the combined weight of all the LEDs and batteries you're wearing has heft.
12 ) you've opened your eyes mid-dance and were startled when you remembered there was a world.
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13) You've gained a new friend! Mr. Speech Impediment
14) You can't watch tv without twictching
15) You take note of things that feel nice for the next roll, so you can come back to touch them.
16) when you use the slang term "DOOF DOOF music"
17) when your mobile phone bills goes from $80 a month to $200 a month from telling everyone how much you love them
1. all you can think about is your next roll.
2. Your poping your 4th pill. and its not even 1/2 way through the night.
3. You have more vicks in your house, then you do pens.
4. your vitamin cabinet consists of 5-htp and Vitamin C
5. your planning your next roll, 3 months in advance.
6. when you can honestly say. ECSTASY IS THE BEST DRUG IN THE WORLD.
lol Im definitely an e-tard according to this page.
When you have banned yourself from going to the fabric store while intoxicated/high ever again, because you end up purchasing all sorts of crazy furry shit in neon colors.
1 when you get a pill that has some much detail on it that it feels a shame to take it.
19) When your trying to get it up for sex but it just isnt happening
20) When you cant pee for the next 10 hours
21) when some one you dont know has a lolly pop and you ask if you can have a lick ( hehehe lol so guilty of this one)
phungui's first post + kittyinthedark = OMG I need to go to the fabric store next time I roll!
22) when you have a glowstick battle win/loss record
23) you have your favourite bubble gums cattergorised by taste and colour
- Join Date
- Apr 2005
When you physically can't even stand yet you still dance anyway...
Like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjtsG...wasted%20raver
You refer to nights by which pills you took
02-08-2006 06:01Originally Posted by BHN
omg that is my worst habbit...
"you remmber that night were at that place...." "NO" "the night we took the white doves " "ohhhhhhh yeah that night" hehehhehe lol
so guilty of that
when you stay depressed and etarded for like 4 days after your last use
When reading or writing a text message requires you to shut one eye and hold the phone at arms length.
Your tongue seems to have swelled to twice its normal size
02-08-2006 06:37Originally Posted by Trentonian
02-08-2006 07:23Originally Posted by arizona83
When you find yourself in a dingy bathroom stall having unprotected anal sex with a complete stranger while a girl whose name you don't even know licks your asshole.
02-08-2006 07:49Originally Posted by Trentonian
- Join Date
- Feb 2006
- This is a circular vortex..spelleng.spelleng..spelleng
when youve lost the magic
when if you don't come up you try to find excuses like"the pill got stuck, and should come up any minutes, 7 hours after dropping it"
when kids come up and call you an e-tard( i guess its my fault, i say, nah i am not a retard, i am e-tarded
Wow... Way to be depressing, guys. T_T
02-08-2006 09:08Originally Posted by -KT-
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- Dec 2005
- Join Date
- Jul 2006
you have 6 blacklights, 2 strobelights, tons of glowsticks, a neon furry couch, another neon furry couch, and a 600$ stereo system with tons of techno...
You have just opened your 2nd pack of 30 cigarettes and it is only 1am.