Ouch, my balls suddenly swelled up and they hurt!

**TADD4D** · 09-01-2003 16:43

I have been w/ my girl for 3 years now and our sex life is great... till the other day.. I was throwing my hog in her, we were banging at a good pace, in and out, then all of a sudden my balls swelled up like softballs.. My balls hurt so bad, my girl was trying to put ice on them for the swelling, but that didn't work.. Next we tried a heating pad, but my balls got all raw and I even have burn now from the heat.. So now I have huge red balls, and no clue why they blew up.. I am going to see a dr today about my nuts, does anyone have a clue about this, have you ever heard/ seen this? Please help
[ 15 January 2003: Message edited by: liquidocean ]

**skydancer** · 09-01-2003 17:54

Get your balls to a doctor NOW!
I had torsiotestis once, although this was due to biking; the surgeon was just in time to save my balls. Another dude on the same isle lost one, the blood flow was constricted and they can't go too long without it.
Ofcourse, perhaps there's nothing wrong in your situation, but please let a professional check it out ASAP.
[ 09 January 2003: Message edited by: skydancer ]

**Sweetpea** · 09-01-2003 18:34

you dumbass...it's retribution for your crude vocabulary
could just be that you were allergic to something and has nothing to do with sex

**TADD4D** · 09-01-2003 18:46

Originally posted by Sweetpea:
you dumbass...it's retribution for your crude vocabulary
could just be that you were allergic to something and has nothing to do with sex

Sorry thats just how I talk, didn't mean no disrespect to anyone..

**carter_19** · 10-01-2003 07:58

My father , a M.D told me that this sounded like a russian disease,"Rotchacockoff" ...very serious.
Balls swell up like cantalopes, turn blue, then fall off.
I don't know if you were serious or not, but it sounded funny as hell. If you were serious, sorry. Sounds rough, and raw. If you were joking, hell that was funny. HAHAHAHAHAH

**anna!** · 10-01-2003 11:24

My Dad (yeah, I know this is a strange thing for me to tell you about my Dad) gave himself some kind of inflamed testicle the other week while he was ten-pin bowling. Same kind of physical exertion-related problem, I'd imagine. He went to his doctor right away and was prescribed anti-inflammatories for a couple of weeks and to the best of my knowledge, it all got better. Then the poor bugger had an accident on his bike and tore a whole lot of soft tissue in his knee, but that's a completely unrelated klutz story.
Go to your doc.

**~~*CrystalMeth Bunny*~~** · 10-01-2003 11:43

Everything else aside, I don't think it's the best idea to apply a heating pad, or ice for that matter DIRECTLY to your testicles.
I'd opt for putting a dishrag between the two (the source of heat/cold, not your testicles).
All I can think of is maybe you whacked 'em a couple of times (or a couple hundred times) in the heat of the moment, and didn't notice until it was too late. I'd see a doctor, but it's usually never as bad as you think with these things.

**cosmo santos** · 10-01-2003 11:45

shit!i cant stop laughing!
no disrespect though

**TADD4D** · 10-01-2003 12:38

Good news, the Doc said I had a some sort of blood backup in my nut... I have to rub my nuts for the circulation better, so I have been ordered to rub my nuts.. This is great, I feel like I have 2 softballs in my pants, and they are soo fucking tender, I could bearly put my pants on, and my doc was screwing around w/ my dick and stuff too, making sure he's ok... Thats the worst, pullin your pants down for a Doctor, mine was inside out, he had to put his finger in my ass and poke my dick out the front, felt like I had a vagina.. Thanks for all the help, my balls feel alot better now, a little red, and still huge but I have them in a sling, should be better in a few days...
Thanks again

**skydancer** · 10-01-2003 12:49

w00p!
Congratz!

**FuckBunny** · 10-01-2003 13:30

Wow your sex is huge balls as well, what a coinsidence.

**eddi spgeddi** · 10-01-2003 14:02

oh fod im so stonned
rofl

**explorer** · 10-01-2003 14:23

lmfao......."throwin my hog in her"
This was definatly the highlight of my day!!!! Thank you!

**sXbomb** · 10-01-2003 22:03

Your cock is in a sling????
All I can think of is American Pie II when the kid super glue's his hand to his cock and his dad picks him up wearing the giant bandage diaper!!!
hahahhahahhaha!
um, hope you feel better soon...

**Yesterday** · 10-01-2003 22:23

oh my god
laughing my ass off reading this outloud to my little sister its so fucking hilarious
one more reason I'm glad to be a girl and sans balls

**vibr8tor** · 11-01-2003 00:03

Originally posted by TADD4D:
I was throwing my hog in her, we were banging at a good pace, in and out, then all of a sudden my balls swelled up like softballs..

Did they swell up as you were having sex? And if so, did you finish or stop because of it? I'm just curious...
also, kinda off the subject, but I just wanted to let you know you have a really romantic way of wording things

**randycaver** · 11-01-2003 00:07

at least you don't have elephantitis

**ChemicalBeauty** · 11-01-2003 00:36

LMFAO!!!!!!!!
I'd pay for shit that makes me laugh like this!

**JustinTime** · 11-01-2003 00:44

ROFL
No offence but your story's just so fucking funny I can't stop laughing. Hope you're balls are doing better now.

**ChemicalBeauty** · 11-01-2003 01:19

Check out Tad's profile

**~~*CrystalMeth Bunny*~~** · 11-01-2003 02:16

Make sure that you say a doctor, not just some scary hobo wearing a labcoat down at the train yard.
The differences are subtle, but many.

**tourette** · 11-01-2003 05:07

That's fucking hillarious. Fuck.

**Average Whiteboy** · 11-01-2003 09:17

Originally posted by TADD4D:
so I have been ordered to rub my nuts..

FUNNIEST QUOTE EVAR!

Vamp* · 11-01-2003 11:34

Originally posted by TADD4D:
he had to put his finger in my ass and poke my dick out the front, felt like I had a vagina..

WTF??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
This post has made my day!!
~*Vamp*~

**sXbomb** · 11-01-2003 16:38

I talked about this post at the bar last night...
hahahhahaha... too funny (you know, now that you're alright and stuff)

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